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He’s a cop over the edge. Link

Aw, such a dangewous kitty. :3

Thoughts on Attack on Titan: Metaphors and Faces

My brain is electrified after watching all the released English dubs of Attack on Titan. The metaphors are an astounding reflection of not only Japanese culture, but to humanity at large. I felt like a little boy, punching the air along with Titan Eren as I quite metaphorically smashed humanity’s giant struggles in the face until it metaphorically had no face.

Incidentally, this show is not for children.

*writes friend a short story from a newborn boy’s perspective*

Friend: Geez, score one more for the white male protagonist cliché.

Many chuckles had by all.

Nerd versus Ninja!

Noodle versus ninjutsu!

Brains versus blades!

We tapped into the world of over-the-top macho ninja-samurai anime to bring you this 30 second gem! Enjoy, my friends, and stay beautiful.

NEEERD! #nerd #ninja# #versus

NEEERD! #nerd #ninja# #versus

My mum hasn’t had me cut the grass for a while… I AM MAXIMUS. #gladiator

My mum hasn’t had me cut the grass for a while… I AM MAXIMUS. #gladiator

hatteress42:

Until then I have to get out of bed and make real food. Like brownies and yogurt drink.


Sorry, Ems. You may be waiting a while.

hatteress42:

Until then I have to get out of bed and make real food. Like brownies and yogurt drink.

Sorry, Ems. You may be waiting a while.

Anonymous asked: Hey, Can we have a photo shoot some time?

I’ll have my people call your people and then we can take pictures and place bets on both of our people cage fighting over lava.

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I assure you, this is the only workable scenario.